Monday, January 26, 2009

Wild West Walnut Fiesta Scoop

i usually think horoscopes are horror-scopes but....

yesterday was an exception; it actually made me happy. You may know that today is the start of the chinese new year. my darling unofficial boyfriend chose to use his skillful art of persuasion to coerce me to break my diet and "celebrate new years again," at the mandarin. while waiting for the bill and laughing over fortune cookies, i decided to read my horoscope and was pleasantly surprised:


Born in the year of the rooster--

At work, there will be many opportunities available to you. Look forward to a prosperous year!


*sigh* this gives me hope for hollywood. i will sell my soul to get into an entertainment public relations firm or to do film publicity at one of the big studios. but wait, there's more:


according to this horoscope my fave direction is West or Southwest!


and so my friends, it is meant to be. i'm meant to move to LA! in the meantime aka the real world, i'm going to cross my fingers and hope for the best. after all, don't they say that if you really want something, you'll get it?


i bet you are wondering what the point of this intro is? it's an indirect way of saying that ...

this journal is entertainment oriented. think perezhilton meets page6 meets whatever-i-think-is-cool. follow. comment. stay tuned for scoop-age....but most of all, enjoy!

oh, and ps.
kung hei fat choy, y'all.



is it just me or does this dragon look like it's throwing up?

5 comments:

  1. I look forward to following this wonderful blog. It was a joy to read.

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  2. you're going to live a fab life in LA girl!!!!

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  3. Danielle
    One time I got a horoscope
    and it said
    "your television set will not need repairs for a long time".
    WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN...despite the obvious

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  4. lovely danielle... you can never go wrong with the mandarin.

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  5. hi guys!!!

    happiness is comments! thanks for reading!!!

    devin - oh there will be geek/comic news, i promise!

    rach - i need to get there first but you will visit. that's not a request, it's an order!! lol

    court...well what kind of horoscope is that! i guess they ran out of ideas!

    sara! lol i guess...i'm not a huge fan of chinese but mandarin is more like chinese canadian so it's all good!

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