Jessica's Jiggly J-E-L-L-O scoop

Given the ridiculously exorbitant media coverage on this who-the-hell-cares topic, I've also decided to weigh in on the O-M-G-Jessica-Simpson-is-a-chub-chub issue.

Chillax people. When are you going to recognize the REAL problem...

HER CLOTHES!!

Mom Jeans?? Is her stylist for real? There are some styles that should never be reborn and mom jeans are definitely one of them. I'll go even further to say that even skinny girls should not sport such a fashion atrocity. Oh, and if that belt was a Manolo shoe, i would say, "oh honey, loosen it up because right now, it's looking so ma-no-no." *shivers and shakes head* on a side note, i was reading one of my fashion magazines the other day and much to my dismay, i discovered that those awful football player shoulder pads are making a grand comeback. eww...now really, Frankenstein's wife (sans green makeup, of course) should only make an appearance on Halloween.

i digress...back to Jessica...

so our favourite intellectually-challenged daisy duke gained a little weight - BIG DEAL! it doesn't mean the girl is fat!! She doesn't have front-butt syndrome and she definitely doesn't contribute to America's obesity epidemic. Over the last week, the media have torn her to shreds over a few pounds! i feel sorry for the girl. someone call Chris Crocker to make a "Leave Jessica Alone" YouTube video!

Celebrity expectations are beyond crazy. It's sad when they get attacked for not being a size 2. It makes me think of all the young Hollywood actresses that look painfully paper thin and don't see anything wrong with looking anorexic. i mean, is it even possible for stars to have a healthy medium? After all, regardless of whether fat or thin, they get criticised anyway. How about the millions of girls that look up to them?

when it comes down to sexy, the reality is that ...

REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES! Beauty comes from within. As long as you match your style with confidence, you won't need to worry about a damn thing! so to all my ladies, WORK IT GIRL, 'cause you know you have it in you!!!!