Love-You-Man Lemon Scoop

Ok, I know what you’re thinking. Two Jason Segal blog entries in a row? Well, what can I say? I love him, man.

Slappin deee bass, slappin dee bass. I’m, uhh, doin reggae man!

It’s been awhile since I’ve laughed every other minute in a movie. This movie was JUST THAT GOOD.

Jason Segal and Paul Rudd make one spankin’ dynamic duo in this bro-mantic flick. In I Love You, Man, a friendless Peter Klaven (Paul Rudd) goes out on series of dates with the hope of landing a best man for his upcoming wedding. After experiencing more than his fair share of bizarre, awkward dates, he meets a charming, witty and daring investor named Sydney Fyfe (Jason Segal). Sydney is able to bring Peter out of his shell *cue music* cause that’s what friends are for. As the friendship blossoms between these two men, it also starts to put a strain on the relationship between Peter and his fiancé. He finds himself forced to choose between the love of his life and his new found bro. Of course, you watch it all go down in a slew of awesome one-liners and comical jokes!

So I’m checking box office stats like I usually do and the results are baffling me. Why is Knowing doing better at the box office than I Love You, Man? That is whack! Are guys that turned off with the whole bromance notion that they refuse to see it? What’s the big deal with it anyway? Having hung out with the boys all my life, I’ve learned that most guy friends tend to be more chill, have a fiercer loyalty than girls do and certainly have cruder versions of “sex and the city” sessions than we do. Why is it so hard for men to express love to their closest friends when you know that they’d give up their first child for them? Why is it acceptable for a guy to say something like, “I love that dude like a bro” but not straight out say, “I love you, man?” Societal standards are truly retarded.

On a side note, my friend asked me who I would pick if I had an opportunity to pick a date with either Jason Segal or Seth Rogen. Is that even a question – Jason Segal is my 3rd future husband, yo. He has a perpetual tan and loves Disneyland and Muppets – we’d be perfect! I’m a sucker for sexy, smart, funny, California surfer dude types. *swoon*

So, yes folks, this is one bro-mantic comedy you don’t want to miss – especially if you are craving a good laugh. Besides the laughs, it has enough loving to make you all warm and fuzzy. Make no mistake, I will pimp out this movie to the max cause yeah man, it totally totes m’goates.

Muppet's Moose Tracks Scoop

after struggling to write a decent Watchmen review, i bring you this....

they're baaaaaaaaaaack.....

.....and i couldn't be any happier!

wakka wakkka wakka -- hahaha remember fozzie?

Writer/Director Nick Stoller is teaming up with Actor/Writer aka funny-man, Jason Segal (think, "Freaks and Geeks," and "Forgetting Sarah Marshall") to pen the script to "The Greatest Muppet Movie of All Time." holy moly - this is going to be great.

What will the story be about, you ask? According to internet reports, Kermit reunites with the rest of the gang to save the studio from an evil oil tycoon. The film will contain the usual celebrity cameos, clever parodies and funny gags. Afterall, its Jason Segal and Muppets -- winning combination y'all!!! You just know he won't disappoint.

Since I've already confessed my undying Muppet love, I should further embarass myself by entertaining you with the following story. When I was little, I literally wanted to be the glitzy, glamourous and stubborn Miss Piggy. Back in the day, at the tender age of 7, my mom - knowing i was a huge fan by the way i'd stare at the tv as if in a trance - took me to see Muppets Live at the old O' Keefe center. (Is it the Sony Performing Arts Centre now? I can't keep up with all the name changes!!) I was excited for days - it was better than Christmas and seeing Polkaroo live. Anyway, she bought me this crazy Miss Piggy belt that became one of my most prized posessions as a child. I used to sport that belt EVERYWHERE. Yeah, i thought i was the coolest kid on the block. That belt had superpowers! Then, as the years progressed, I learned of PEPE! he slowly became my new favourite character because he says things like, "You tell him, and I will smack you. I will smack you like a bad, bad donkey, okay!" Random and completely like me. I'm thrilled to hear that Pepe will have a significant part in the upcoming movie because he cracks me up to no end. Before you cast judgement on this completely juvenile post, I have to say in my defense, that I'm a huge little kid at heart and ridiculously nostalgic about everything i treasured as a child.

Robin Hood's Rhubarb Scoop

Sienna Miller is out, Cate Blanchett is in!

You may already know that they are making a robin hood remake entitled, Nottingham. Russell Crowe is feverishly shedding the pounds to tackle the lead role. Personally, I think Gerard Butler would make a much sexier Robin Hood but I guess if Crowe can get down to his Gladiator body, he'll be fine! Time for P90X Russell!!!!

BUUUUUUT, who will play the lovely, yet feisty Maid Marian?

Originally, Sienna Miller was slated to play Crowe's love interest. She dropped out of the flick when filming was put on hold after Crowe failed to drop the weight. Word on the street is that Cate Blanchett is set to take over. Good job in the re-cast!!

This adventure film will begin production in early April. This remake will be more of an "origin- type" story about Robin of Loxley. Abandoned as a child, Crowe's character finds community with the common people of Nottingham. His abandonment and trust issues hamper his ability to fall in love until he meets his match in the strong-willed Marian.

Filming will be shot in the UK and directed by the acclaimed Ridley Scott, with a decent budget of 130 million!

The truth is, i'm not sure how i feel about a robin hood remake. I loved prince of thieves back in '92!

PLUS, robin hood is not robin hood without a little bryan adams. i am a total sap-a-holic, who will sing at the top of my lungs: "everything i do, i do it for youuuuuu"

what song do you want to hear in the background when robin hood and maid marian end the movie with a big fat smoochie?

Marvel's Marmalade Scoop

since my good friend devin, has officially deemed me as a comic book geek, i officially bring you this scoop.

MARVEL IS DOING BIG THINGS over the next few years. They just posted a massive Q4 growth for the 2008 financial year. Capitalizing on this success, they are going to continue to release 5 major films....geeks worldwide, get ready:

1. WOLVERINE
Release: May 1st 2009
this currently holds the #1 spot on my 2009 most anticipated. i can't wait! i LOVE xmen. Now, if only they do a film about jean grey/phoneix. that would be bad ass!

2. THOR
Release: July 16th 2010

If you were a child of the 80s, you know all about thor. am i excited? hell yeah. although, they better cast thor accurately or i'll be disappointed. Although i'm not so sure about choosing kenneth branagh to direct?

3. CAPTAIN AMERICA
Release: May 16th 2011

Will be interesting. I'm curious how they will adapt this into a screen play.

4. THE AVENGERS
Release: July 15th 2011

Same feeling as Captain America.

and this is just in...

according to Hollywood Reporter, Samuel L. Jackson has become Marvel "It" man! He just inked a deal with Marvel to appear in 9 upcoming movies, including Iron Man 2, Thor, Captain America and The Avengers. He is definately going to be one busy bee. What are your thoughts on this? Do you think Marvel is overdosing on Jackson or are you excited? discussion please!

Slumdog's Strawberry Scoop

Slumdog Millionaire is easily one of my favourite films of 2008.

...and yes, i've seen it twice...

I think of this as "the little film that could" - the small gem that sparkled and stood out in a sea of diamonds. simply put, this film deserves to win every single oscar it has been nominated for.

Directed by Danny Boyle and starring Dev Patel and Frieda Pinto, Slumdog Millionaire is the story about a slum dweller who relies on his life experiences to win a fortune on the Indian version of the famous television gameshow, Who Wants To be a Millionaire.

There's a great line in the film where jamal tells an american couple, "you wanted the real india, well here it is." this film captures the true essence of poverty. around the world, thousands of people - including children - live in the slums, struggling to survive in a corrupt world, finding happiness in life's smallest pleasures and dreaming with raging hope of bettter days to come.

The soundtrack is amazing. the script is captivating. the cinematography is breathtaking. the director is brilliant. the actors are all very believable. overall, this film is raw with pure love and realism.

This movie will throw the viewer into a loop of different emotions. your eyes will start to tear as you witness some heartwrenching scenes. you'll laugh at the film's crafty humour. you'll be swept away by the determination, persistance and motivation of the characters but torn at the pervasive sense of hoplessness of their situations. and most importantly, you'll smile at the beautiful, sweet love story between latika and jamal.

I was disappointed to hear all the controversy surrounding this film. as with anything with artistic merit, it is open to public opinion. success often breeds criticism. if i could deliver one message to those haters, i'd say: let it go. the children were not neglected or cheated. the title, "slumdog millionaire" is way more powerful compared to the original, "questions and answers", and if you ask me, accurately portrays the storyline.

And so my chaiwalahs, that concludes my commentary on Slumdog Millionaire. If you haven't seen it, GO WATCH IT ASAP. it will move you, no doubt!

Rocky Revolutionary Road Scoop

"if you dont try anthing, you can't fail."

I can see why this film is up for a few oscars - although, Leonardo DiCaprio was definately snubbed in the best actor category. I have to admit, when Titanic came out, I was shocked at how much I loved the chemistry between Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet. In this screenplay, there was no exception.

Revolutionary Road, based on the 1961 novel by Richard Yates, is about a young couple, Frank and April Wheeler, struggling to live through the “american dream.” To the outside world, they remain united as the perfect couple. However, inside the home, a storm is brewing as we see an emotional battle between husband and wife.

The real reason why I love this movie is for its realness. While we see fierce passion between the main characters, there is no happy ending. Instead, DiCaprio shows the heartwrenching redemption of Frank Miller, his forever scarred character. Winslet’s character states, “No one forgets the truth, they just get better at lying.” The real truth is that the so-called American dream does not exist. Marriage is an adventurous path in which there are many celebrated moments and challenging roadblocks. Frank is struggling between ambition and reality. April, Winslet’s character, has her own set of aspirations and is desperately seeking to break free from the mundane life she leads. She loses her purpose for life and the love she feels for her husband is masked by loneliness and despair.

By the end of this movie, you really don’t know who to feel sorry for. You can empathize with both characters. The performances from DiCaprio and Winslet are astounding. Furthermore, the direction from Sam Mendes is truly wonderful. The movie demonstrates that very few couples flawlessly get it right. Marriage is a world where only the strong individuals survive.

Tantalizing Twilight Tiramasu scoop

twi-hard fans were in for a treat this weekend as summit entertainment made a few announcements regarding it's lucrative franchise. on to the scoop...

it all began with this:

there you have it - the official movie title and artwork for the second film in the Twilight franchise.

but wait, there's more...

Still basking in the success of Twilight, Summit Entertainment announced it has official greenlit Stephanie Meyer's third book, Eclipse, set to be released on June 30, 2010. If you are a fan of the novels and movies, you'll already know that pre-production has already begun for the sequel, New Moon, which is slated to be released this Novemeber. Given the spacing between New Moon and Eclipse, Chris Weitz will not be directing the third film. No director has been named as of yet.

Interestingly, these announcements are strategically released during Hollywood's biggest weekend. From a PR perspective, it's perfect timing, seeing as Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are presenters at the Oscars.

i digress -- so does anyone else feel like they are releasing the sequels too soon? twilight fans were more than forgiving with the first film. i watched it repeatedly to give it a chance and found myself only liking it because i adore the relationship between bella and edward. plus, i had to remind myself that they were working on a low budget so i couldn't expect anything too magical. HOWEVER, now that twilight has pulled close to 400 million dollars, I will not be so forgiving with new moon. Summit can afford to spend the time and money on adapting the rest of the books into good films. the potential is certainly there. while i understand their reasoning for pushing out these films so quickly, i'm extremely hesitant that they'll be able to deliver great adaptations in the timeframes they've set out. i loved eclipse and so, i'm really crossing my fingers that they don't screw it up.

what do you guys think of this news?